Wait. Didn’t the super bowl already happen?

Thrilled to release my first video after my facelift. Hope you all love it!!

The height of white privilege is defending your blackface.

What??

I don’t get nervous. I stay nervous.

the most important video of the week is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez being attacked by a constituent's dog x.com/whysimonewhy/s…

...is the name of his new show!

Some words for South Bend's Muslim community.

When I hear a big loud motorcycle, I respect the owner so much. I hope technology can help us make them even louder in the future.

Nobody ever tells you how hard it is to be a #tastemaker. But here I am, and it's definitely the hardest job I'll ever love.

Just took the “Which Big Little Lies Character are You” quiz. ✌🏼100% Amabella, baby ✌🏼

Join us Halloween week at Comedy Central Stage for a reading of my 1/2 hour spooky comedy pilot script "The Walking Dicks" performed by a hilarious cast: Craig Cackowski, @carlacackowski, Mike Kosinski, Jaime Moyer, Carl Tart. FREE! comedycentralstage.com

Thanks to @laurentholly and @heygreghess for allowing me to live my lifelong dream of being a paranormal investigator! Had so much fun doing it! Give 'er a listen, wont you? bit.ly/2DdXJhH

Everyone in Cats should win an Oscar for acting like they knew what was going on at any point in the movie.

Today should have been Breonna Taylor’s 27th birthday. But her life was horrifically taken by officers who still have not been charged 84 days later. Keep up the calls for justice. #SayHerName

Happy 27th birthday, Breonna. We honor you today and always. Rest, now. #BreonnaTaylor #BlackLivesMatter #RestInPower

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If the parking lot at the Biden speech is anything, it’s an encouragement to go ahead and splurge and get that moon roof, honey!! #BidenHarris2020

Biggest winner of this election? Hard Seltzers by a mile! #BidenHarris2020