DMV Lady: Do you want to retake your photo? You look mad. Me: I am mad. DMV Lady: But you'll look mad on here for 5 years. Me: I will still be mad in 5 years.

Sorry if I'm bad at talking, it's my brain

gotta say it smh

yeet

God gives his toughest battles to his silliest gooses

❤️Laws of Attraction

In the words of Rock “yeet”

yeet

I went for a second piece of pie and RFK appeared out of nowhere and slapped it out of my hand and called me a fatty 😭

We were Kings

This is the damage one round from an AR(Aryan Rifle)-15 does. Why would any citizen need this weapon of war! Senator Biden needs to ban these before he leaves office! WAKE UP AMERICA

The people who graduate college don’t even understand how loans work

I stopped watching the NFL years ago because they put End Racism in the end zones and I didn’t want to do that

When we’re at Applebee’s and I’ve put $20 worth of Creed on the TouchTunes

He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.

Our team dabbles in auto repair. A customer needed new tires on the cheap and our team came through! Another satisfied customer!

Trump’s Big UGLY Bill made it legal to buy these AR(Aryan Rifle)-15’s WITHOUT a backdoor check! The gun loop hole show is LEGAL now! Imagine how many negroes this will kill! WAKE UP AMERICA!

She was like "why won't you ever hold my hand" & I was like "Jesus bitch, I've only got 2 hands, & these swords are for your protection."