When being extra careful not to cut yourself with a super sharp boxcutter, don't forget the danger that thick cardboard presents. Oh yeah, gotta love those two part paper cuts.

pour one out for all the anchors and pundits touting DC's supposed "30 year low" crime stats. Lol. Turns out they were - as we all knew - falsifying the numbers. who will have the guts to admit it today?

I should have bought this.

Meanwhile, at an undisclosed middle school multi purpose room......

Sometimes "delay delivery" is the only way to go on a Friday.

It has a little Bondo......

Been way too long.

I can't think of anything worse for a family. PLEASE RT.

Getting ready for the game. If you're 6'5" 310 and a former D1 OL, you get whatever nickname you want.

One time, years ago, we were at my mom's and dad's house for a family gathering. My mom was wearing Gitano jeans. My brother asked "What are those, Giganto jeans?" It didn't go over well

Pizza night. It's hard to see, but the pepperoni one is completely covered in pepperonis.

The first two I made are gone. Had to go back to the store to get some more marinara. Here they are before the oven.

Dear YouTube Auto repair helper guy: If I never pulled the heads off of my V8 to change valve springs, there's no way in hell I'm going to pull out the whole rear tail light assembly just to replace one bulb. Nice try though

Besides making 4 pizzas yesterday, I had a full batch of Beef Jerky going. I can't stand buying it (too expensive and poor quality). Today, it's a pork shoulder on the pellet grill. Yes, I know, not as authentic as on my Kamado grill, but I get to do this while I work.

Upload the 3rd photo from your galleries, no matter what it is.

I out-crazied a crazy. I was leaving H D and had just started my truck when I saw the drug addled, shirtless guy with a lighter in his hand, walking towards my window. I yelled at him to "get the f&ck away from my truck." Loudly and while opening the door. He skedaddled.