Man. I’m so pissed at my parents for not making me become an Olympian. Yes. I may have been born in the south where it never snowed, but surely they coulda found me snowboarding classes somewhere if they really cared about me!

Two things can be true at the same time. 1.John Davidson has Tourette’s, and the slur he shouted was involuntary. 2.Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo are allowed to feel hurt and let down by the network for not immediately addressing it or editing it out. Thoughts?

Some people just have a commitment to misunderstanding, and I suppose we as humans just have to understand that. Hope everyone has a great week!

Is it just me, or is literally everyone sick rn? I thought I dodged it, but woke up this morning with an itchy throat and runny nose. Here we go I guess. 🤧

Full interview here! blog.passes.com/how-sports-jou… And to see what I got going on over on Passes, hit the 🔗 in the bio! 😚😌

“America is respected, perhaps more than ever before ….” Non Americans, can you vouch for this statement? #stateofunion

I know the writing team over at SNL is going crazy rn

“WE ENDED DEI IN AMERICA!” our president shouts from his privileged podium with glee. #StateOfTheUnion

I WILL NOT be buying my prescription drugs from a service called TrumpRX.

Wonder if when picking up your Trump RX prescription, the pharmacist just yells at you and hands you a red hat. #SOTU

Pretty good new horror movie. Check it out. Lmk what you think. It’s $6.99 to rent, but totally worth it, in my opinion.

Gonna binge Scary Movie 1–5 this weekend. I was 9 when the first one came out and watched it behind my mom’s back. Definitely shouldn’t have. Explains a lot. Anyway, I’m grown now. Can’t wait for 6.

❤️❤️❤️ Check the 🔗 in my bio! What would you like to see on my page? Thinking about launching an exclusive horror calendar where I cosplay your fav horror characters. What do you think? 😈

Did we just go to war while I was sleeping?

Should I start prepping my doomsday kit or….

I miss when we had slow news days.

Wazzzuppppppp!!!!

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Flying out this week to film 2 movies … the timing, amirite?! Decided to make Passes the exclusive spot for all my set BTS. Follow along. 🔗 is in the bio!

Did you mean the SCRUMPTIOUS Kayla Becker? 😌 Yeah yeah - I’ll see you tomorrow. Please keep your yapping to a minimum.