I am absolutely thrilled to be opening for @Adamcarolla this weekend at Helium Comedy IND Indianapolis Low key… I’m most excited to show him a video of Bottoms Up Beer! I’ve wanted to do that since I invented it 14 years ago!

New headshots are lookin’ awesome!

#NewProfilePic

Oo@hb open.spotify.com/track/1YkiamI7…

Sometimes in comedy your day gets spent emailing sex toy companies because you want a sponsor for your show in a sex club. Sometimes you just hope Bad Dragon is checking Twitter and is down for comedy shows.

This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times!

Come check out the latest Bottoms Up Beer install at the Samuel Adams Beer bar in terminal B.

Can we please also see every other presidents tax returns? I feel like we could turn it into a fun drinking game.

You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️

What the hell, man

I prefer my pudding figgy…

I wanna see Jeff Bezos do undercover purely for the disguise.

The damage done to the credibility of AI by ChatGPT engineers building in political bias is irreparable.

Breaking: You can now sue the mRNA COVID vaccine manufacturers for damages and the FDA is required to take the COVID vaccines off the market. Why? Adulteration. The plasmid bioactive contaminant sequences were NOT pointed out to the regulatory authorities. It's considered

Watching it now

Madness

This is where a lotta dads went to get milk 🥲