Rand Paul's hair is just theater. And bad theater at that.

Absolutely crushed by the closing of The Arclight. What a huge loss. Best theaters in Tinseltown, taken by this damned pandemic.

No data to support this. But pretty sure if you don't stopping telling everyone you know about your reaction to the second dose of the moderna vax, you get Covid. So please be safe and give it a goddamn rest.

Is there a convention for deaf people? And is it called DeafCon? And if not, why not?

I keep hearing pundits, politicians, and restaurant owners saying restaurant workers aren't coming back because of expanded unemployment benefits. But nobody asks the workers themselves. Maybe they'd tell us their reasons instead of having everyone else read their minds.

Regardless of your reasons, if you lie about your vaccination status to justify not wearing a mask, then you, my friend, are a liar.

Governor Gavin Newsom flexes as California reopens. youtube.com/watch?v=nmLBJc…

So sad at the passing of John Paragon. I was a fan as a child and then had the great pleasure of performing alongside him in the Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway. Rest in peace, John. Long live Jambi.

No one knows what 5G is.

A huge congratulations to everyone who's been able to post a picture of themselves with Conan O'Brien this week.

If we punished white collar crime (which arguably does more damage to society) the same way we punish blue collar crime, I bet there'd be a lot less white collar crime. Like, a LOT less.

Do people who "need more information" on the vaccines, not know how to use Google?

Check out a conversation with me and Ike Barinholtz at the Boom Chicago Comedy Festival today at 9 AM PST (in the morning!) or on-demand later if you're still asleep. islivenow.com

Gavin Newsom says Vote NO in the California Recall youtu.be/Ibbnx2BU3dQ via YouTube

Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) has a message for Californians after he easily defeated a recall effort last week. youtu.be/OCGCvx-RYK0

Though I don't know Ivy Getty, (I'm just learning she's even a person) I'm pretty sure her first choice to officiate the wedding wasn't Nancy Pelosi.

If a friend of mine writes a book, I read it. And my dear friend Christy Bush (instagram.com/christybush_pu…) just did me the solid of putting out a book that's almost all pictures. I love her. I love this book. Preorder it at bsgeneralstore.com.

No me gusta estos slower graphics en el Duolingo.

No one is elected to Congress to pray for people. Do something. Do your fucking jobs.

Gavin Newsom debates MyPillow Mike Lindell! 🇺🇸 Josh Meyers James Adomian