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Johnny Hayes

@thejohnnyhayes

Daddy 🌙 . Husband 🧜‍♀️ . Music man🎶 Booking & Mgmt : [email protected]

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Comics with no audience at all instead of speculating why a certain podcast has such a following why don’t you ask yourself why you don’t?

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Oh hey tweeters! Just sittin here drinkin coffee, leaving my music on Spotify and listening to Joe Rogan podcast. Keep rockin in the free world! Happy Sunday :)

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Playing my first all original set at Flora-Bama today opening for the lovely Sugarcane Jane in the main room and that sucker SOLD OUT! Beyond grateful for this opportunity to share my art

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Loved every second of the time I got to see y’all on stage. Watching you guys taught me I have a long way to go. So professional and all the songs were so well crafted. Thanks for inspiring people like me and others to do this for a living! Much love

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Dear Lord and Universe, ready for some big changes. These student loan bills are kicking me and my family’s ass. And I’m just not seeing the return on investment. Please and thanks. JWH

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What did y’all give up for lent? I had to put YouTube down. Consuming too much content took away from creating it. #lent #holythursday

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I could get on board with this as long as the powers that be admit that they royally fucked up by telling everybody that they had to go to college or they wouldn’t get a good job. They duped an entire generation and their parents.

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Anybody else call their parents on the phone while they happened to be watching one of “their shows” like it’s the 90s and still they’re like “we’ll call ya back. Your daddy wants to hear what the sharks are gonna say on shark tank” like you can’t pause that shit for ur son ok.

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As a society, in general, we should probably be done with tucking in t-shirts. Just putting that out there. (My boomer dad will never see this tweet)