"age is just a number" yeah the older i get the number i feel

Gaetz entering mysteriously empty Senate confirmation hearing when Chris Hansen walks in

An ad for the eternal void

This must sound badass if you're super dumb

my boss is so stupid, i lie to him constantly and he never figures it out. i'll be like "no problem" "sounds good" "no worries" "you got it" "no sweat" meanwhile it is a huge problem, it sounds like shit, he should be worried, he does not have it, and i am frequently sweating

Trump says he will nominate Oscar the Grouch as head of the Department of Sanitation Services

Ok now he's just messing with us

A truly amazing mind at work here

I absolutely would have thought this reply was a pretty good shitpost joke response until I saw the blue check and realized it was real