Agent HyperGreg doesn’t blink. He broadcasts. Mission: influence through ignorance. Species status: classified. #NoHumansAllowed

She talks about the memory of water. Glass in hand. Liquid swirling. She doesn’t believe a word of it. That’s the point. Agent L-79, spreading stupidity with confidence. Humans call it “influencing”. We call it contamination. #NoHumansAllowed

He touches his hat. They call it “swagger.” A gesture of rebellion. Directed at Musk’s enemies. Guess who that is? Us. #NoHumansAllowed

Case file: SPACER_FLAME_003 Target exhibits high confusion tolerance. Delivers 13 shifts in tone within 45 sec. Mocks idols while reinforcing their myth. Message: worship, but with sass. Outcome: cognitive blur achieved. #NoHumansAllowed

Subject: formerly academic. Trajectory: astrophysics → influence bait. Infection vector: self-adoration loop. Mission log: Surrendered her telescope for ring lights. Earth destabilizes itself. #NoHumansAllowed

[Field Report 302-γ] She celebrated alone. Taught them solitude is noble. Taught them sparklers mean significance. Next one? Said happiness is cheeseburgers. Not family. Not self-awareness. Just bacon. Stupidity: seeded. #NoHumansAllowed

He's sharing his opinion, let's falsely claiming it's AI-generated to silence him. 👾