And football, who did not come home

I think if I was England manager and I had wanted to win that game I would have asked the boys to score more goals than the Spanish team but that’s just me

me and every other irish person honestly

ok but why are all the hottest girlies crying over subpar men?

nope. can’t relate. sorry.

a weighted blanket isn’t enough i need another whole human being planking on top of me until every last drop of air has been squeezed from my lungs

i’m not sure you understand. a weighted blanket simply will not do. i need you to rest your entire body on me until you see the light drain from my eyes.

the struggle is real, but so so worth it - get out there bigirlies you got this! 🩷🏳️‍🌈💜 #bisexual #comingout #wtaf

Kamala looking for a VP

rip sylvia plath you would have loved boygenius, unhinged 4am notes app entries, and sending 20 minute long voices notes of yourself crying over a mediocre man whose art isn’t even as good as yours

if she’s not rotting in silence near you is she even your friend?

no context

salivating for the new sally rooney

babe are you ok? you haven’t commented on the collection of unhinged memes i clearly curated and posted just for you

mercury is in retrograde. do your worst.

cheeky announcement on the go

LONDON EVENT