Wake us up when it’s Spring 🙏🏼🌼

This is technically a spider beard.. We just didn’t know it yet 😬🕷

Meet the guys behind The Gay Beards, who turned their fabulous beards into a full-time job

See how this humorous duo became The Gay Beards 🧔🌸

When you told yourself you’d ONLY HAVE ONE 😬

Keeping in touch with the people you love is so important. @PortalFacebook is our favorite way to do that. Fitting everyone in frame lets you make memories instead of troubleshooting them. Learn more here: portalfb.me/gaybeards #FeelThere #Portal #PortalPartner”

When someone brings up politics at dinner.. #WingardiumLeviosa 🎈🙉

When drama heads your way and you’re like NOT TODAY, SATAN ✌🏻😉

Y’all!!! We have MERCH!!! 😍😍😍 Took us long enough but here it is! thehyv.shop/collections/th…

On the second beard of Christmas, we decided to set all of the turtle doves free. Sorry Michael James Schneider 😕🎄🕊#12BeardsofChristmas @ Portland, Oregon instagram.com/p/B5nw4z9AjlW/…

On the second beard of Christmas, we decided to set all of the turtle doves free. Sorry Michael James Schneider 😕🎄🕊#12BeardsofChristmas @ Portland, Oregon instagram.com/p/B5nw4z9AjlW/…

When everyone sees how much you’ve grown so they try to tear you down. 👀🎄 #12BeardsofChristmas @ Zurbergger Tree Farm instagram.com/p/B5ioTe2AQOb/…

When Santa confides in you but you have no elf-control so you immediately tell your best friend. #12beardsofchristmas @ Portland, Oregon instagram.com/p/B5yKtaggwV5/…

It's not our fault you're, like, in love with us or something. Thank yule next! #12beardsofchristmas #onwednesdayswewearpink #meangirls @ Portland, Oregon instagram.com/p/B58dtlbAEt1/…

Do not shake. VERY fragile. #12beardsofchristmas @ Portland, Oregon instagram.com/p/B6BmIuHgkwQ/…

Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she’ll conquer the world.

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Our account was hacked forever ago but now we’re back!

What’s the deal with cell phones? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

We’re official on duty! 🏊‍♀️🏊‍♀️🛟