I still can’t fucking believe that anyone is willing to vote for trump.

But here we are.

87% of Russians voted for Putin. The other 13% were not available for comment.

Melania Trump will fake an orgasm for the sake of her relationship.

Donald Trump will fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.

If we can survive four years of trump, we can survive anything.

Elon Musk has two personalities: part Jekyll and apartheid.

It’s amazing how many people are against trump.

The people of the State of New York vs. Trump.

The People of the State of Georgia vs. Trump.

And the People of the United States vs. Trump.

We may never see another trump again in our lifetime, which is a good thing.

It’s not easy being a trump supporter.

I mean, how many people do you know who can shove their head up their ass?

The reason why assholes like Chris Sununu, Ron DeSantis, Ted Cruz and Micro Rubio still support trump is that they feel they have a chance to become president one day and they want to make the MAGA base happy.

I have some bad news for those assholes.

I miss the good old days when Sarah Palin was the dumbest fuck in the GOP.

I still can’t fucking believe that anyone is willing to vote for trump.

But here we are.

I’m a disciple of Martin Luther King, Jr.

I will never judge trump on the color of his orange skin and bleached blonde hair but I will judge him on the content of his fucked up character.

According to the latest Gallup poll, trump is now ranked #1.

He just surpassed James Buchanan and Andrew Johnson as the worst president in American history.

Trump makes Richard Nixon look like a choir boy.

I miss the good old days when Sarah Palin was the dumbest fuck in the GOP.

The safest place for children is an NRA convention. Guns are not allowed.

As a taxpayer, I’m sick and tired of paying for trump’s Secret Service.

Can’t we replace them with the Uvalde police department?

Reporter: “Ms. Noem, what’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?”

Kristi Noem: “I have never told a lie.”

Reporter: “Excellent choice!”