My wife and I don’t always get along but at least she accompanied me in traffic court.

It’s always the coverup.

~Richard Nixon

Not everyone who votes for trump is a racist piece of shit.

But every racist piece of shit votes for trump.

Trump may go to jail for something he didn’t do.

He didn’t keep his zipper up.

The only way to make trump take the stand is if it’s a one-night stand.

If I’m trump I would never pick Kristi Noem as my VP running mate. Have you seen what she does to dogs?

Trump: “Melania is not talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.”

The whole world is laughing at us.

Thanks to an orange piece of shit.

The only black people who would buy trump sneakers are Kanye West, Candace Owens, Tim Scott and Clarence Thomas.

My wife: “Why won’t Melania attend her husband’s criminal trial?”

Me: “Because she really doesn’t give a fuck, do you?”

This is a friendly reminder that Trump committed the hush money crime before he was president.

No presidential immunity.

Killing a dog for pissing on a gnome seems extreme to me.

If trump wants to see Melania for her birthday, he should invite her to attend his criminal trial.

There are many people who are against trump.

The People of the State of New York vs. trump.

The People of the State of Georgia vs. trump.

The People of the State of Florida vs. trump.

And the People of the United States vs. trump.

The ones who cried the loudest about election fraud are those who committed it.

As always, Republicans are in hypocritical condition.

Let me get this straight…Biden can’t eliminate student debt but can eliminate a political rival?

Covid hasn’t magically disappeared but I wish trump would.