The year was 1987 and look at the big hair and naive and innocent smiles. A first love, a good friend, and summertime in the Adirondacks.

Oh for fuck’s sake

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I would join this protest if only to lead the class in proper 80’s aerobics. Grapevine to the right, jazz box, grapevine to the left, now kick ball change, rock step to the front, shuffle back, grapevine to the right…

What in the world was that???

Congress Prepares To Pivot From Doing Nothing Because Of The Shutdown To Doing Nothing Because They’re Congress babylonbee.com/news/congress-…

Why Miami Dolphins? Why would you do that? 🤦🏻‍♀️

The real problem: People have turned politicians into celebrities instead of employees.

This is not talked about enough.

For the love of all that is decent and holy, I’m begging this White House, please stop acting like the Biden White House. Groceries are going up. People realize it. Stop denying it, but say you’re fixing it. This is going to hurt you in the midterms if you can’t be honest.

“At least I did not try to mislead people” 🤯

This is the best troll yet from this account.

*unhoused

Ahhhh there we go

This is the only moment I choose to remember from this season

How the CLIMB feels

seems like a super bad idea to hang towels centimeters above a gas stove and then stack paper towels on top but I didn’t get the nickname Captain Safety for nothing

Someone just asked me if I was “ready for Christmas.” It is the 24th of November. I'm not even ready for this afternoon.

Leaving halfway through a 2 year term is not retiring It's quitting Completely disrespectful to the people who elected them

I may have perhaps had a lot of wine today.