What a perfect ad to get on X The Everything App! Thanks Elon Musk for this great experience!

The replies to this tweet are why we should all delete this fucking app.

Me when my partner of 8 years shows me her boobs for the 736,285th time

Feeling a lot better. Sometimes you need a rest day

Slayed last night in my new sweater Oh what? I accidentally added a shirtless picture? Oh how’d that get there? Hahahaha must have been an accident

Best part about sucking dick at video games is no one ever thinks your cheating

Got my new favorite tattoo today

Good Saturday

The first Monster Train was my game of the year for 2020, and despite it being such a good game, the best part was the music. Monster Train 2 keeps the heat coming with banger after banger. Proud to be sponsored by them. Thanks again Monster Train 2 is OUT NOW! #ad

How about Twitch bans all streamers that threaten to have their dad rape someone

Going live and checking out Towerborne, now available on Steam and Xbox! Play for free from June 11th - 18th! #StoicPartner #Xbox #ad

Diving into an exclusive first look at Vegangsters! A roguelike card game with vegan gangsters and a lot of humor! ggtalent.gg/FrostPrime_Veg… #ad

Come build some tracks and blow up some trains. Streaming Battle Train right now! gsght.com/c/e3pvyr #ad

I’m going to make out with Kellen Quinn tonight

yo Samwitch WTF?!

The blue haired liberals have fully infected me. There’s no saving me. Happy pride bitches

Cornhole tournament tonight. Playing on team Crop Dusters. Excited to tap sacs into holes

Don't forget to tip your landlord, they work hard.