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hammock

@thefinalham

z tier new jersey native

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One day a woman came up to the ice cream truck and I said “hey how’s it goin?” without realizing that she had clearly just been crying hard. She proceeded to tell me that she had just gotten fired AND found out she was pregnant. She got her ice cream for free that day.

✨World_Ender✨ (@theworld_ender) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The same thing that made that first twilight zone episode work. Add the suggestion of human life as if you just missed them. A radio is heard from a distant room, but as you turn the corner it switches off. You come across an empty camp with a lit cigarette resting in an ash tray

Twiter acoun (comission pausd) (@747shove) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Behold my newest creation Featuring 3 self sustaining boilers (jumpstarted by a handcrank) attached to one car to power itself FOREVER

devlin 🦦 (@fancygoblin_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

According to a fan theory, The Simpsons is secretly the US's clever plan to fight its birth rate crisis. You watch a “Homer” protecting cute little Bart. Their father-son bond is so touching that many viewers say the show actually makes them feel paternal instincts & want kids

According to a fan theory, The Simpsons is secretly the US's clever plan to fight its birth rate crisis.

You watch a “Homer” protecting cute little Bart. 

Their father-son bond is so touching that many viewers say the show actually makes them feel paternal instincts & want kids