What if we all stopped caring?

“Text me when you land” — a love language

My toxic trait is listening to discover weekly and skipping all the songs right when they start

It’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally than by a stranger, on purpose. -Dwight K Schrute

I re-watch Portlandia at least once a year

November is green

Whoever thought of tandem parking should be banned. I don’t know from what, just banned

Toilet paper marketing really shakes me to my core. Why does 6=24? 8=32?

I have a theory that celebrities are not really in commercials, it’s just their hologram and they get paid for their likeness.

Growth doesn’t come when you’re ready or prepared 🙃 Sometimes the path that causes pain is what’s necessary to learn and evolve. Being uncomfortable is ok— and it’s part of life. Change is not meant to be comforting. Let yourself let go.

Why is Zach Braff my type

Casually ran into Zach braff today… my Christmas is complete

Why is no one talking about the fact that British artist’s sing without their accent?

There are two kinds of people: Those who sit at the table they are led to. And those who ask for the table they want.

One of my dealbreakers is not putting ice in a smoothie

Don’t forget to hype yourself up once in a while.

How has Drizzy not created an oatmeal brand called OVOats yet?