I have to admit, I'm really enjoying this so called, "World Wide Web".

So the Last Flacction Hero, The Total Flaccage, has been traded to the Bengals from the Browns, meaning Flaccomania is running wild in Cincinnati where Flacco's gonna flacculate. (Sorry, had to use up all my saved Joe Flacco jokes while I can.)

Mary Kay Cabot Jimmy Haslam is also a buffoon who threw a fundraiser with Terry Coyne to get JD Vance elected. Let's not pretend his opinion is credible.

Amber freaking Heard.

. Let's not overlook the fact that JDvSun was a Chase Level 1 determination. Deppies like to minimise that with "balance of probabilities" semantics, but that's legalese in ALL civil cases-- even JDvAH in VA. The Americans just call it "Preponderance of the evidence."

I honestly don't know why I even bother anymore.

I'm just going to leave this here.

I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."

This should be white up your alley.

Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.

You all realise I could have saved the Cleveland Browns and everyone else four entire seasons on all of this Kevin Stefanski business, right?

Worst professional sports uniform of all time? Yay or neigh? Adam the Bull Mikey McNuggets

This is your friendly reminder that last year the Cleveland Browns brought on a "coaching and personnel consultant" named Mike Vrabel, who just took the hapless New England Patriots back to the Super Bowl in his first year as Head Coach, after Cleveland fired the HC they kept. 😂

Classic SCTV with Catherine O'Hara and John Candy.

Chris Collinsworth is the Matthew McConaughey of Troy Aikmans.