"He's thinking about dog milk!!!!!!??"

"i'm feelin' like a real son of a bitch.." he stammers as he takes a bite out of an unwrapped american cheese single

"why don'tchya just suck on a beanbag??"

Tone is stored in the fingers

So happy they caught all these movies on camera. Not sure I’d believe them otherwise

singin songs about not bein drunk when you are is somethin different

"i know its resealable but how do i open the damn thing??!"

used the wrong form of your today gd im hurtin

Tour rolls on and on and on! Come see us 🔥LIVE🔥. Fat Possum Records

"a street dog can eat a rat thats alive and be cool."

always a real cool 20 min "album"

"go to savannah come back a bitch..."

"honestly lsd is a boomer drug."

goddamn it all i can think about is a grilled cheese sandwich

"he's a thousand years old, he can summon demons!"

jesus makes everything worse

if you cant write a song dont tell me shit about a band

y'all ever hold yr piss so long ya swear ya'd died?