1. horses can't read. 2. Horses don't have hands or opposable thumbs. Do better, England.

Honestly, imagine a band climbing up to the roof of the venue and throwing fruit and veg at their paying fans before the gig? Horrible. Shame. #shame

Appledore, Devon. ❤️

PACIFIC NORTHWEST these shows are just a few days away! Eugene Aug 22: tinyurl.com/muezkya2 Portland Aug 23: tinyurl.com/2h6snzxj Tacoma Aug 24: tinyurl.com/zc85pv4v

Very proud to hit all of the top 3!

There are two stages in a person's life, the time before they hear "Worship Me" by Amanda, and the time after. It is the only true rite of passage left in our godless world. youtu.be/z9ZeVvqg4JM?fe…

Tacoma, WA

On last night's episode of @coopradio's weekly #AccordionNoir radio broadcast, @accordionbruce spoke with Al Yankovic and Nick Smyth of The Dreadnoughts about the 200 years of the #polka dance craze. You can listen in via accordionuprising.wordpress.com/2024/08/29/acc…

OK normally we are pretty down on this particular style of polka but this slaps youtube.com/watch?v=K26Y3c…

Ehm so.... Turbo Island is up for sale. 50k. Whaddya say, Dreadnoughts fans, should we crowdfund and buy it? rightmove.co.uk/properties/870…

VERY stoked to finally play Duluth, MN in a few weeks! tixtree.com/e/the-dreadnou…

You complain, online, that your favorite band isn't coming to your precise location... BECAUSE you are online. This medium lets you control your experiences and your pleasure levels. How annoying to be reminded of boring old reality, with boring old things like physical distance.

Pfft. Our lead singer has nine children scattered all over the globe. Just ONE, Dave Foo Fighters? Time to step up your game, bro

But seriously folks you know we don't like to engage in hyperbole or exaggeration but if you listen to the Foo Fighters after this revelation you are a literal nazi