If you stand in line at a Vietnamese soup restaurant in London, is it a pho queue?

Do they still serve scrambled baby chickens at Waffle House in Alabama?

If kids got raped at Denny’s as often as they get raped at church every Denny’s in the country would get burned to the ground.

Moral panic about queers coming for your kids while these people are literally coming in your kids.

Mechanic: You need new struts.

Me: [sashaying by very sassily]

Mechanic: not like that

go bang a gym teacher...again.

Calm down princess!!!!

Honest question…

Republicans in Congress blocked President Biden’s attempt to cut the cost of insulin to $35 per prescription per month for everyone – including hundreds of thousands of children with Type 1 diabetes.

How to speak Irish…
WHALE
OIL
BEEF
HOOKED

(say it fast)