None of my uncles were ever this cool.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. 😂

Chicken T-Rex. All good.

Alexa, show me something literally nobody asked for.

Engaging with people is code for Lorenz doxing people she does not like.

God, how can one woman make me love Elon Musk more?

I will give Taylor a lot of credit for starting her own #YouTube channel. There is finally something dumber than reaction videos.

Totally not a cult.

Count the number of material things Greta has done for the environment. I'll wait.

In fairness Taylor's value does decline over time, but that is only because people get to know her.

Local elderly woman complains young women getting in on her action.

Local woman, Taylor Lorenz, who lies about her age has quite the take here.

Taylor Lorenz is like Linus Tech Tips without the hard work, solid writing, interesting subjects and quirky charm.

If you feel the need to work with someone who operates in bad faith, this is an opportunity of a lifetime.

Me: Taylor Lorenz could not possibly have a lamer insane take, could she? Taylor: Hold my Zima with Midori.

🎶She's got... crazy eyes"🎶

If I had a dollar for every time Taylor Lorenz flipped her account private after a self inflicted wound... I could hire more houseboys.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

The reboot of two girls, one cup is kinda lame.... like everything PETA does.