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Dork Vader

@thecountdorkula

"@ShadowhunterIz , let down your raven hair!” {#ShadowhuntersRP} |Books/Show| [#Adept] [#AdeptNocturne]

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calendar_today13-02-2013 12:18:30

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-- Happy Valentine's Day, Izzy! Love, He who doth bringeth the Jedi back (Simon) Simon had specifically replaced the conventional dot of the lowercase "i" of her first name with a small pink heart. He smiled wordlessly at the decoration, for getting for a moment that he was--

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--standing on her headboard. As luck would have it, the moment this realization hit, he had slipped on his heel and came toppling painfully to the floor] Ouch... [He frowned, Rubbing a hand behind his head before pushing himself up to place the finishing touches. He sets aside--

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- an assembly of objects, mostly beauty products and kits that she kept on herbedside table and replaced it with two boxes of chocolates, one with the lid partially lifted to reveal heat-shaped chocolates with the words "hug" and love" embossed on its surface, while the --

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-- other with its lid tucked underneath Puzzle pieces that for the words "I love you" upon assembly. Simon then glance at his wristwatch, clicking his tongue before frantically dashing to the hallways, head whipping searchingly. Thank heavens she wasn't home yet. He had more --

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-- time to spare, even just thirty more seconds would do. He rushes to the foot of the stair to leave a single red rose, a basket slung on his arm full of petals. He leaves a trail of petals up the stairs and the hallways until the lead right back to the door of her room--

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//I think it's time I look for mains again. Except Izzy, of course. But I need Clary & the rest of the gang to liven things up in my mentions.

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/I seriously need a definitive guide to #Scarfy accounts because you have like a million of them and my brain is a wee bit too tiny to remember all them UNs. x.com/WaggishErudite…

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You know you're thinking of Gabe The Dog when you write "borken" instead of "broken" My Borken Brilliance shall be deleted.

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/That means it's pretty sad how dead this place is. This place is so dead, it puts all the Vampires to shame. Like, measure up, would you?! x.com/KeymasterLewis…

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Yes, i propose a United nations Summit where we attempt to solve all of the world's problems by drawing wisdom from pickup lines. that outta show those communists! x.com/Steleangel/sta…