Vaxathon hosts still haven't set a vaccine target, but do have a target for Patrick Gower's Tiktok

In a vaxathon appearance earlier today, it took Chris Hipkins just 10 seconds to get bored and start checking his phone

In a surprise move, Brian Tamaki appears to have come out in support of Super Saturday. Despite previous opposition, at an event today at Auckland Domain, Tamaki appeared to throw his support behind the jab by dressing up as a giant prick

Currently on +HR=E's vaxathon: Nanogirl in an Otara carpark explaining Saturn's rings

Our medical panel remains on deck and ready to answer any questions you still have. However, Noel Edmonds has had to step out for personal reasons, and taking his place on the panel is his close friend and confidante Mr. Blobby.

An apparent oversight as "immunity" is not a possible outcome on +HR=E's Wheel of Immunity

Covid response Minister Chris Hipkins says left over needles from Super Saturday will be dumped in tall grass and placed sticking out of pavement in hopes of netting some bonus inadvertent vaccinations.

Dr. Bloomfield has reassured kiwis that these particular movements are not symptoms of the Pfizer vaccine.

After six long hours, Paddy Gower finally figured out what to do

The Civilian's Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do thecivilian.co.nz/super-saturday…

National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan: thecivilian.co.nz/national-party…

Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job thecivilian.co.nz/air-new-zealan…

Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English: thecivilian.co.nz/2024/09/17/gov…

Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am thecivilian.co.nz/2024/09/17/gov…

NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play thecivilian.co.nz/2024/09/17/npc…

Disaster: Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages thecivilian.co.nz/2024/09/18/ukr…

Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ thecivilian.co.nz/2024/09/16/pol…

Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done thecivilian.co.nz/2024/09/17/hea…

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Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet thecivilian.co.nz/2024/09/20/tor…