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TheChunkyOne ✨

@thechunkyone_

On-chain JPEG collector, Invest00r, marketing person

@Gvrn_ai @ConstellationVP @memeland

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calendar_today29-12-2021 21:36:04

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GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

GVRN is pleased to announce that it has bought back all of its investors at 1.5x of their investment capital. We believe that privatisation of the company, which removes an overriding profit and growth incentive, will better enable us to achieve our overall vision.

wassielawyer (哇西律师) (@wassielawyer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ive never announced a fundraising round for GVRN bc I always thought of it as the beginning, not the end. Last week, with the blessings of our investors, we bought back all of our SAFEs at a 50% premium to their investment amount (1.5x) I am grateful for the faith and support

GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1/ Forget everything you know about fundraising. @KaitoAi's Capital Launchpad just proved attention can translate to capital. They powered $84M for 2 projects in 4 days. 0 friction. 100% compliance. Pure efficiency. This is how projects will raise and how we're helping. 👇

wassielawyer (哇西律师) (@wassielawyer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Legal is the most expensive and inefficient bridge in all of crypto. When you enter into transactions on-chain, you are fundamentally bridging an understanding between two on-chain participants into something that can be understood by an old man in Delaware. Or London. Or

Vigil (@vigil_eth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Building the future of fundraising with visionaries like Yu Hu and the Kaito team is exactly why we do this. GVRN 🤝 Kaito

GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fundraising in web3 isn’t hard. You know what's hard? Incompetent lawyers emailing you version 17 of a doc at midnight. Investors asking for ‘just one more side letter.’ Your token table and cap table pretending they’ve never met. That’s not fundraising. That’s legal chaos.

Fundraising in web3 isn’t hard. You know what's hard?

Incompetent lawyers emailing you version 17 of a doc at midnight.
Investors asking for ‘just one more side letter.’
Your token table and cap table pretending they’ve never met.

That’s not fundraising. That’s legal chaos.
GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everyone wants a successful TGE. Few actually ship one. Here’s how Initia 🪢 pulled off a flawless TGE by preparing before the hype — with GVRN as their launch foundation. 🧵👇

Everyone wants a successful TGE. Few actually ship one.

Here’s how <a href="/initia/">Initia 🪢</a> pulled off a flawless TGE by preparing before the hype — with GVRN as their launch foundation. 🧵👇
GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Think your seed round is investor-ready? If a lead can’t tick every box on your due diligence checklist - they walk. Here’s what actually matters 👇

Think your seed round is investor-ready?

If a lead can’t tick every box on your due diligence checklist - they walk.

Here’s what actually matters 👇
GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Web3 teams don't fail at legal because it's just hard. They fail because they're shipping code at 2am with term sheets in 6 different tabs. Docs scattered. Signatures forgotten. KYC reminders lost in Discord. 🌐 GVRN exists to fix that.

Web3 teams don't fail at legal because it's just hard.

They fail because they're shipping code at 2am with term sheets in 6 different tabs.

Docs scattered. Signatures forgotten. KYC reminders lost in Discord.

🌐 GVRN exists to fix that.
Collectibles.com (@collectibles) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Breakpoint Day 2 is here, and the pulls from yesterday are already insane! Polo hit a PSA Dark Charizard from our Collectibles gacha machine on Day 1. More than $120K in prizes are loaded inside, from Repackz promo codes to graded slabs, apparel, and many more rare

TheChunkyOne ✨ (@thechunkyone_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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Just unlocked my Gas ID via ETHGas 🪪 I'm a Hero Jack with 2.8831 ETH spent on gas since Beacon Chain - now fueling my climb to the Gasless Future and earned 2000 Beans already. Reveal yours at ethgas.com/community/gas-…

GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The web3 market just split in half. ⚡️ Half: "Our legal is locked, let's raise" Half: "Our legal is... what do we do?" The gap between these? Months. Millions. Sometimes everything. We provide the blockchain-native legal stack for teams raising $500M+. • Web3-native

The web3 market just split in half. ⚡️

Half: "Our legal is locked, let's raise"
Half: "Our legal is... what do we do?"

The gap between these? Months. Millions. Sometimes everything.

We provide the blockchain-native legal stack for teams raising $500M+.
•  Web3-native
GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What Market Makers actually do: Founder: You're gonna pump our token right? Market Maker: We're actually gonna provide liquidity within agreed spreads. Founder: So... you're gonna make us rich?👁👄👁 Market Maker: We're here to make sure your token doesn't flash crash to

What Market Makers actually do:

Founder: You're gonna pump our token right?

Market Maker: We're actually gonna provide liquidity within agreed spreads.

Founder: So... you're gonna make us rich?👁👄👁

Market Maker: We're here to make sure your token doesn't flash crash to
GVRN (@gvrn_ai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every launchpad on Solana will soon be able to offer legal foundations + on-chain ownership. In collaboration with Soju 燒酒 | Meteora and the Meteora team -- Bedrock Foundation plugs legal frameworks directly into DeFi rails. Founders raise, and investors get access from day one. Real

wassielawyer (哇西律师) (@wassielawyer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Founders obsession with raise amounts at stupid valuations is just irresponsible ego maxing. I raised about 1.5m for GVRN @ about 10m in early 2024 from frens and close VCs only. No road show no announcements. I exited them all out (I’m still in) at 1.5x in June 2025 bc I