If I see one more #whothehellisfelicia I'm gonna star responding #whatthehellisgoogle #confusednomore

Hear Korean music playing in the Chinese restaurant. Tempted to call them out for perpetrating. #ExExpatProblems

For the first time in 3 years, I'm about to "spring forward" and lose a desperately needed hour of sleep tonight. #ExExpatProblems

Ah Newark. It's like the T-Mobile of New York airports.

There are literal tumble weeds at this airport. Does anyone use Newark? Ever?

I've been in North Carolina for an hour and my accent has returned in all its southern glory.

My hotel room is trying to murder me.

People spell my name wrong so often, I'm starting to think I'm saying it wrong.

I feel so left shark right now.

I wish they had a "?" button next to the 👍 on Facebook. Sometimes I see a post and think "....?" People need to know I felt that way.

#FeliciaSays "No. That's not what she looked like in 2006." x.com/brendafarro/st…

Grammys tease Hollywood Vampires performance all night. As soon as they step on stage #FeliciaSays: "Wait, who is this? Kiss?"

Reminder: The #Grammys made a conscious decision to end the show like this

"Winner of his first (and last) Grammy award tonight, with the nights most anticlimactic performance, please welcome Pitbull!"

I don't know about y'all, but I can't wait for the made-for-tv movie about the 2016 election. #MustSeeTV. Got my popcorn ready now!

Happy New Year Everybody!!!

New Year's Resolutions:. Stay positive. Stay motivated. Stay inspired. I think I can handle that.

I can't take all the truth this woman is speaking! #MerylFuckingStreep #GoldenGlobes x.com/AdrianXpressio…

Imagine being one of the greatest artists in the world and getting attacked for making a plea for EMPATHY. What a sad world.