It’s nearly Halloween and we went ghost hunting… youtu.be/eP09hbRPofo

I don’t have coronavirus, I’ve got kopparberg virus, or as it’s more commonly known: Strawberry and Lyme disease

"If a man knows more than others, he becomes lonely." #CarlJung

They made made Matt Damon look like Theo Von in The Last Duel

Berlin Mall

I wish there was something like #spotifywrapped for how many shits I’ve had this year, that’s a figure I’d be interested to see…

There are many vaxxed people who feel more comfortable around a vaxxed person whose C19 status is unknown, than an unvaxxed person who has recently tested negative for C19. This is because such people are following a cult, not science.

Something isn’t right about this.

Pear is the liver of fruit…

On a train where the windows are rumbling so much it sounds like the opening of White Flag by Dido…

‘Twitter won’t become biased towards Elon Musk after buyout’, insist sources close to the multi-talented, handsome genius.

Interesting how many people are furious at the idea that their opinions won't be artificially protected and elevated above "the other side" anymore. If your ideas only carry weight because everyone else has been handicapped, kind of makes you question how good they really are.

I’ve just bet £100 on Ukraine to win the Premier League

Can’t believe Ray Liotta has passed away, he was one of the Goodfellas

Turns out my car does have heated seats… (It just had to be really hot outside for them to turn on)

Scorcher out there today like…

Even the graffiti in the toilets was sharing the love for Metroland Comedy gig! 🥳#LiveComedy #LiveMusic 🙌🏼Laurels @peeviewonders Jamie Eastlake

HOWAY THE LADS!!! ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #nufc #live #comedy

Schrodinger’s pizza…