I'm coming #ForTheThrone

My profile since last week’s Thrones... still no luck

Ready to stand tall next to Ser Brienne of Tarth. #BattleOfWinterfell

You’ve got your Bud, you’ve got your chain 🍻 Dave Matthews Band

Blues are coming home and I am all in on Gloria. Change your Twitter display name to Gloria and @ me with #GloriaSweepstakes for a chance to win 2 tickets to join me at Game 4. See rules in bio.

I can’t find my horse.

The sweeps is over and two lucky Glorias have been chosen. Honestly I'm a little glad it's over since my TL currently makes no sense... EVERYONE IS GLORIA

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Is this how it works? #BottleCapChallenge

TOO LATE. I JOINED THE FACEBOOK EVENT I WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE.

Really disappointed the Bud Light Knight isn't starting for Phoenix Rising FC tonight. #PHXvAUS | #DollarBeerNight | #Sabermetrics

Goodbye, Mr. Peanut, my friend. My salty, snackable friend. My delicious, salty, snackable friend… okay, now I’m hungry. #RIPeanut

.Tide do you know how to get out mutton stains? Asking for a friend... #laundrylater

In case you forgot, @Tide didn’t revive me. I’ve been back for awhile. youtu.be/YnoulvE58W8

I thought you said we weren’t doing a commercial this year...

Looking for my next gig. Please pass along my resume to anyone who might be interested. Thanks.

Feeling very unemployed. Might download Tik Tok.

They said they needed someone who could look graceful getting shoved off a mountain... safe to say I nailed it.

It was really fun while it lasted, guys.

Yeah, I’m thinking I’m back