Suspect I have an eye infection so called at the chemist on the way home from cub camp. Thanks infection breeders aka my class at school 😫😫😫 #ooc

Like father, like son. My nephew has fractured the top of his pinky finger while “helping” my brother with the SIL’s brakes yesterday. He fell between the kerb and the car holding a ratchet spanner, and dropped on his hand with it. #ooc

It’s not stopping him enjoying his birthday, but poor babe. First thing he did was show me and say “ow” when they arrived at my house #ooc

Saw Bianca Del Rio last night. Fucking hilarious. Not laughed that hard in a very long time 😂 #ooc

Got diagnosed with sleep apnoea over the weekend. Now got to wait for the dental team to make contact about fitting a mandible device to help #ooc

New glasses, who dis? 😂#ooc

Made a new friend at the Harry Potter Studio Tour. He didn’t talk much 🙄 #ooc

Things I never thought I’d say part 1: I’m now a dance mum 🙈 But how bloody cute are these babes?! ❤️❤️❤️

Oh yeah!! Lost 8.5lbs in 4 weeks, so I’m at 22.5lbs off in total. #ooc

So Harmony’s original entrance music (Just a girl - No Doubt) will be 30 years old next year. Fuck I’m old 😫 #ooc

Got a poorly little nephew. Yes that’s my garlic dough ball he stole in his hand 😂 #ooc

I mean, common sense, but if your child is unwell, keep them home!! Don’t bring them to dance class to infect the others who in turn infect their parents!! I am said infected parent. And I am a shit patient. I hate being ill. Ugh.

My babies are 4 in a matter of days. I cannot believe how big they’ve gotten and how much they’ve changed.

2 sleeps until 40 and doing it right.

My babies are getting so big! We’re just back from visiting home and everyone has commented on how much they’ve grown. It’ll soon be time for school. And I’m so not ready for it 😫

Took a spill at work today. And what I mean is I tripped over a child’s foot and hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. Got a gnarly lump and bruise on my knee and my hip is rather tender. #ooc

Super proud of myself. 58lbs gone thanks to Mounjaro and Slimming World #ooc

I used to make fun of Jakob for having a supply of painkillers and antacids in his desk drawer. Now I’ve hit 40, I have my own supply 🙈