Prepping for the collapse of society (not sponsored)

The grocery store hate to see a Peater succeed

We are gonna inject your thyroid with PUFA

Also, you are gay

Imagine if we let loose a 1000 of these eagles above kindergartens

Ngl the wagie life is hard, and I don't have the learned helplessness to cope

Does anyone know the feeling when you stand in public, and for some reason the average height around you are below 175 cm, and you can just see people look up in fear when you make eye contact

Me

Not gonna lie, they look pretty based

Observing my coworkers in order to successfully emulate human behavior

Kiwi Bear No amount of money will let you get away with this hip to shoulder ratio

Landshark Officer, I only added it to her drink for her health

Herculean $TRENgth Sorry watercels, but in real life the milk drinker gets the girl

Most sigma movie character, maybe ever

just got fully aspirinated

For some reason it's insanely funny to me to see people start to wear winter jackets, while I'm walking around in shorts and t-shirt

Twinks love to brag about their relative strength, but there's no weight classes in the jungle. Sorry, in real life the bloatlord gets the girl

Noticed that I spent more time thinking about the physiognomy of my professors, than focusing on their lecture.
Just a side effect of being based I guess...

Landshark Just drank a cup of coffee to focus better on falling asleep. Sigma grindset/ peatmaxing