Did the former VP speak at the Republican convention? No Did the former First Lady? No Did the former Second Lady? No Did the former presidents? No Did the former chief of staff? No The people who knew Trump best didn't speak. Not even Ivanka. Hulk Hogan spoke, though.

Ok this is a perfect comedic delivery.

I just went to Wegmans for the first time. I don’t know how I lived my life without it up until this moment.

Name and shame, love to see it.

Beyonce walks in, a capella. Taylor Swift brings in harmony. After a verse, a quiet guitar joins in and Dolly Parton arrives. As the live band brings it to a peak, Simone Biles flips across the stage. A lone eagle soars across the audience, screeching.

When she wins nobody will ever need to utter his name again.

Hi, this was my OR team today. Surgeon, anesthesiologist, CRNA, fellow, nurse, surgical assistant, and surgical technician. Today, and every day, we excel at our Black jobs.

Surgeon ordering antibiotics when the patient has a penicillin allergy

Me: “At what age does heredity hemochromatosis typically present?” Intern: “Oh, pretty old. Like 40…?” 😵 💀 ☠️

Need all your podcast recommendations. Bonus if you know of any that are positive, uplifting, inspiring.

And there you go. Donald Trump is using footage and photos his campaign took at Arlington National Cemetary for political purposes -- against the rules and laws that govern this hallowed ground. Arlington officials tried to stop him from politicizing the cemetery, and Trump staff

Right into the subtitle hall of fame

How it started. How it's going.  Ten years later, and it's still a good look! IWillVote.com

I have to buy this, right?

My “for you” feed is filled with Trump and Elon posts, which means the algorithm is really, really dumb or twitter is inherently trying to expose us to their political agenda. Either way, my use is going down.

Me cutting my 2nd grade twins huge grapes for their lunch I was packing this week because I was just picturing a loud cafeteria, kids eating quickly and eating while talking, and I couldn’t put that much faith into someone successfully doing the Heimlich without any brain damage

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ what resident ordered roc neat

Nurse Ashley 💁🏼‍♀️✨ Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ roc neat is the best thing i’ve ever heard 🤣

Mike, I would like you to take your prayers, your gratitude and any thoughts you might have and shove them soooooo far inside you that I, a Gastroenterologist, will be required to remove them.

The headlines need to include the number of victims traumatized for lifetime.