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Feds announce new holiday for exhausted women: Emotional Labour Day thebeaverton.com/2022/02/feds-a…

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Incoming first year students excited to pretend Carleton University was their first choice thebeaverton.com/2023/08/incomi…

Mr. Dickerson deeply regrets letting that first student call him ‘The Dick’ thebeaverton.com/2017/09/mr-dic…

Netflix adds Canada filter to American shows by removing scenes where characters wear shoes inside the house thebeaverton.com/2020/09/netfli…

Quiz: Was seeing Jean Chretien choke a guy your sexual awakening or are you normal? thebeaverton.com/2021/03/quiz-w…

Jagmeet Singh asserts independence by doing exactly what Pierre Poilievre told him to thebeaverton.com/2024/09/jagmee…

Singh announces that he also here thebeaverton.com/2023/09/singh-…

Doug Ford closes Safe Injection Site to make way for new All-You-Can-Drink Booze Guzzler’s Emporium thebeaverton.com/2024/08/46717/

Op-Ed: I need to write about other people’s writing based on my writing instead of doing my own writing — by George R. R. Martin thebeaverton.com/2024/09/op-ed-…

Average number of languages spoken by North Americans falls to 0.7 thebeaverton.com/2023/06/averag…

Ezra Levant furious to discover he could have been getting money from Russia this whole time thebeaverton.com/2024/09/ezra-l…

Edmonton man furious he actually does know ‘Steve from Toronto’ American acquaintance just asked about thebeaverton.com/2022/07/edmont…

Real News Alert: Our friends Second City Toronto and sophie kohn have announced a new award for the best piece of humour or satire writing by a female or non-binary Canadian. The prize is 1,000 dollars! Details: hitchenshumouraward.com

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NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable thebeaverton.com/2021/03/nasa-w…