Penguins fans are trying to make us feel bad for beating them. Like, we hate this team. You telling me the #Flyers got lucky and don’t belong here isn’t working. I know that. It’s house money. Enjoy your stupid mascot who is a bird that can’t fly. #ignitetheorange

I hope AI did this because it stupid. Do you like the #Flyers new hashtag: #ihopecoolerairmassesdevelopwhichinturnwilllessenthechancesofthehurricanes It’s relevant and also a subtle commentary on climate change. #ignitetheorange

It’s looking like Drysdale scored in spite of whatever this power play is trying to achieve with too many extra passes. #ignitetheorange

Getting benched and having your backup almost steal a playoff series will do that to a guy.

ESPN showing the Hurricanes also with six players on the ice, the announcers going “lol, not that,” and then quickly pivoting to the #Flyers too much man penalty is peak ESPN inefficiency. #ignitetheorange

Why does PK Subban look like he rushed out of his first job at the dump to make it to his second job doing TV?

Rudolph has some nerve for being a reindeer reject.

Getting rid of Rocky Thompson was critical. Any team’s power play can historically underachieve in the regular season but it takes that little bit extra to also do it in the playoffs. #ignitetheorange

Toronto has an awful year, the press conference for Chayka is everyone shitting on him, and Matthews says he’s planning to leave. Bettman is not beating this “handing first overall picks to teams he needs”. Sad! #NHL

Two minute minor for boarding is a choice. A bad choice. But a choice. I’d rather take my chances on an Argentinian cruise ship than with these refs tonight. #ignitetheorange

They say it’s not over until the fat lady sings so I hope they don’t bring back that battleship Kate Smith for game 4. #ignitetheorange

How was the guy who willingly chose to wear bolo ties not the power play’s biggest problem!? #ignitetheorange

Staal to the box for tripping and he hasn’t looked this upset since he was asked to wear a rainbow jersey in warmups. #ignitetheorange

The #Flyers had an awful second period but think about how much worse it could’ve been because Michkov came into camp out of shape. #ignitetheorange

You sit Michkov so it doesn’t hurt his trade value. #ignitetheorange

I hate Rick Tocchet mostly because, by sitting Michkov, now I have to see a bunch of tweets from mouth breathers about him all summer. #ignitetheorange

I want you to put this in a trash can and try again.

This is better than that idiot who tried to start the Canefederacy, at least.

“CharGPT, how do I troll? Please make trolling relevant to Philadelphia.”