Andrew Day I was in line at the grocery store and overhead a family and the kid wanted a candy bar. Mom politely said, “you know we have to make sacrifices, did you even consider if Israel attacks Pars oil field again? Then just watch gas prices!” He put it back and said, “you’re right,

he must not have heard about White Settlement

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza...12 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. This year I celebrated my 38th birthday. I feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I've grown into a completely

Actual quotes from President Trump: Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully. March 10: practically nothing left to target Mar 11: “You

*******IF

Just wait till the United States finds out how much oil is in the United States.

The Mooch putting out quality content these days.

Dan Patrick, you’re going to have a tough time holding your position as the head of the Senate. #Goodwin4Texas #txlege

Dinner tonight in Fort Worth 🙏🏽🔥

Vinny’s Corner Pudge Rodriguez

Farmers who want to grow hemp should be allowed to grow it. Consumers who want to use hemp should be allowed to use it. No corporation or government should monopolize or stop hemp.

Eight time Trump voter here. I’m appalled by his latest stunt and if he does it again like 13 more times I might actually consider maybe possibly giving the slightest pushback kind of, maybe.

5D chess yall

Still waiting for someone to link actual studies. -father of two healthy boys, 17 years of cannabis consumption

That was Luka’s money

Why’s the parking lot empty?