The bowl where the eat the body of the sacrificed corporate mascot? Good for them.

It's weird that Tim Cook is seen as unsuccessful at rolling out AI on a phone when he's literally from a place called "Mobile Al"

This is a performance. He’s acting. He didn’t lose money. He’s advancing the Draft Kings agenda of normalizing the crash out.

In the past year, journalists have figured out that they can spice up dull medical headlines by simply using medical terms from the 1920s.

Auburn fired someone who worked in landscaping for making a very similar post after Charlie Kirk was killed.

Probably, but it’s worth noting that decorum expectations for a landscaping supervisor at a public university are set higher than that of The President of the United States. Seems off.

I hate the ‘for you’ tab because everyone who follows me is intelligent and beautiful and capable of basic reading comprehension. But the ‘for you’ feature will often put my tweets in front of others.

Barring radical transfer portal and NIL changes, I'm pretty sure Jeremy Johnson will forever be the final Auburn quarterback to score touchdowns in four consecutive seasons for Auburn.

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Periodic reminder that sports journalism is mostly a front for casino marketing now.

al,com used to quote that guy all the time.. not in recent years though. Maybe they caught on earlier. google.com/search?q=site%…

Merry Christmas to all my computer friends!

In 30 years, rather than have the hologram projector show a lit fireplace on the wall, parents will instead have it display an old timey wall mounted 4K TV streaming a Netflix fireplace to give the true nostalgic Christmas feel.

We had this crisis where millions of teenagers were taking out inflating loans they couldn't possibly understand or repay but one exception was D1 college athletes were mostly spared from this fate.. but don't worry, that one exception has now been fixed.

As apparently al,com’s only subscriber, I can report that Goodman doesn’t actually say anything like this in the article.

I should simply subscribe to one of the other major statewide newspapers.

It was extremely jarring for Auburn to have a dirtbag coach who was somehow beloved by media.

I love new media: “You are a hater if you don’t believe the story I refuse to tell you.”