Hot 👏🏻 Labor 👏🏻 Summer 👏🏻 This is how you avert a strike: you negotiate fairly with the union. Take note, AMPTP

Sorry for the publicists who are suffering. As I am for the dry cleaners and restaurants and everyone else. Residual affect is devastating. So, instead of making the story about you, include everyone and spread the word how AMPTP is destroying a city. Public opin matters.

Bryan Cranston says a NYT article showed that rent in Los Angeles has gone up 35% since 2000 but “[actors’] wages have only gone up 6%” “So it doesn’t take a mathematician to realise it’s untenable.” (Source: youtu.be/PsSyZNbc1bc)

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I’m on Bluesky now so it’s probably not cool anymore but find me if you’re there!

If Disney is looking for ways to make more money, I would pay to see Bob Iger grovel.

Earth heard there were people in LA acting blasé about California's first tropical storm in 84 years, so it thought it would just shake them a little to remind them this is a big deal. #earthquake

Okay, who opened the Hellmouth? Whoever opened it is responsible for closing it.

We hurricamed, we hurrisaw, we hurriconquered.

WTF is this gaslighting suggested text below? “This website is called X. It’s always been called X. We all remember when we joined the platform that has always been known as X.” Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

As a disastrous summer for the industry's top brass bleeds into fall, it's become clear the AMPTP cannot win the strike. So they should end it now to cut their losses. Read mary mcnamara’s latest column. latimes.com/entertainment-…

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What timing! In honor of the anniversary of the finale of The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, watch me lose this Buzzfeed poll 🤣 buzzfeed.com/hannahmarder/w…

I've been getting a lot of questions regarding the release of a certain app, so I donned the plaid shirt and addressed them in a little Look Back Diaries Postscript. patreon.com/posts/102183919

Can’t make it to Edinburgh Festival Fringe this summer? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Missed our runs in 2017 & 2018?? 🕰️ Well on June 14th & 15th, we’re doing 3 preview shows of the #SolveItSquad here in LA to get reps in before Scotland! 🤩 Grab your tix & catch the show before anyone else! 😘 tincanbros.com/tickets

Twitter was fun again for like 10 minutes today. That was nice.

🚨🚨 Sup! Covid cases are skyrocketing & LOT’s @ stake w/ everything happening this summer!! Positive Covid tests mean we can’t rehearse (affecting the whole team!). So if you’re coming to our #SolveItSquad preview shows this weekend, please mask up to protect us/yourselves!

Edinburgh! See the cast of Solve it Squad join Brendan Bradley's Non-Player Character on Aug 6th! And see Solve it Squad Aug 1-25. Not in Edinburgh? Both shows offer digital tickets!

We are victims of the Eaton Fire, and would appreciate any support you can offer, including sharing this gofundme. Thank you 🙏 gofund.me/cab84a3e

The response has been so moving and mind-blowing 😭🤯 Thank you all so much! Please keep sharing!