Never understand why people spend money on bottles of water, what's wrong with the tap?

When you actually become conscious of them feet are fucking weird.

25% need to get down to at least 20% by holiday. #EatClenTrenHard

I remember when I couldn't wait to have to shave everyday, now it's just a hassle and I end up looking homeless because I CBA to shave.

Can't believe its been a year since prom, so much has changed since then. just wish I could go back tbh. #ThatWasTheBestSummer

Can you imagine 150,000 people cramming in to see One Direction in 50yrs time at #Glasto? No, me neither, the floppy haired talentless cunts

The happiness I feel when I realise that.. TONIGHT. IS. THE. NIGHT!!!! #Skins #Finally #BeenALongWait

Well the wolves are only puppies, and the door is double locked. so what you gotta worry me for?

20 mins to go! #Skins

So a guy has a disease where he can't eat large amounts of protein.. #RightInTheFeels #HeCANTevenLift

Not. In. The. Mood.

#HowToReplyToILoveYou sorry for the obvious but noones mentioned this, how about... I love you too.

Was so busy and long but I actually enjoyed that shift. #WTF

"Red bull gives you wings" or you could just use the lat machine? #PulldownsGiveYouWings

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