Friends if you want this any time, put on Twin Peaks

You’d better believe I asked Amy Madigan about the Oscars moment where she and Ed Harris refused to clap for Elia Kazan

If trump is dead they should bury JD with him like this

Someone new is joining the family ::Stitch noises::

unfortunately none of your tweets will be as funny as when trump inevitably insinuates he's more manly for surviving a gunshot

please spare the stupid shit, they celebrate every time their enemies die and would piss on your grave too. man the fuck up

That boob job comment had her heated

the investigator when they read this:

It’s taken a year to finish drafting HOUNDS, a series featuring dark fantasy, alluring wolfmen, cosmic horror, grim folklore, queers embracing and changing their bodies, and a world so fabulous, you’ll be depressed it’s not the one you live in. Off it goes to my team! 🤞🏼

*trying to come up with a simile* my cry is like a cry

Like how Mariah comes around once a year before Christmas and says “It’s tiiiiiiiime”, JLC appears right before spooky season for her annual loud ignorant bullshit

Why

walt disney, train enthusiast, model builder, and city planner who ate chili and jello every day, was born in 1901

This is fucking brutal dude

Please kill Lockheed Martin

she would’ve used those children as ashtrays

Shhhh—things are changing over here for this author. Next year’s gonna be fun. Hope everyone’s Halloween was glorious!