Prepare your bulletproof vest, kids. We are going shopping on Black Friday. #USA #GodBlessAmerica

Years of career to end answering tweets? CIA

Call of Duty, Full Shrek movies, daughters disappointing their parents... This site has it all! Pornhub

Want a prove of human's endless creativity? Go to Pornhub and admire all the infinite ways to refer to genitalia.

"I want grandma's gluten-free muffins inside me" -Pornhub #Motivation #quote

En el contradictorio hashtag #SituacionesNacas podemos apreciar la lucha de clases a su máximo esplendor ¡Carlitos Marx tenía razón!

If you don't like "The Walking Dead" and Adele; then you have failed as individual of this society. The logic of #TypeOfPeopleIAvoid

"Nutella and Chris", that's going to be a very nice epitaph when you die of diabetes. 🖤😈Twisted Chris-ter😈🖤

If anyone can convince me of voting for Donald Trump, I will reward that person with Panda Express coupons

#Twitter: The ultimate quest to feel relevant.

#Twitter works as a nice analogy of society: Kids fighting to get mommy's attention.

I have decided to sue Kim Kardashian for being an stupid ass bitch. #HumanRights

#BelieversUnidas #DiaInternacionalDelGato #PapaEnMexico #Directioner Estos son los tipos de "hashtags" que me traen pensamientos suicidas.

¡El papa regresa a México más cachondo que nunca! Preparen su quincena, bastardos. #Papa #Religion #Cristiano

All your "follow per follow" shit and your One Direction hashtags are making me suicidal. Please stop. #depression #sad #help #hope #pain

I've just been told that the sacrament of confession doesn't apply on Twitter. Please excuse any anal matter mentioned in my account #sorry

Evidentemente el #DiaInternacionalDelGato dura un mes o, mejor dicho, hasta que la ereccion de los amantes de los gatos llegue a su fin.

@princessshaun_ Yeah, with my kidnapper.

You all reduce your goals to week periods. You need to start thinking in #lifemotivation terms, not #mondaymotivation

Considering the genes, it is a miracle that Saint West knows how to breathe. #doom