FOR THE RECORD I HAVEN'T STARTED DRINKING YET

AVOCADO IS FUCKING LIFE.

This is bullshit

#OffTheMarket

I don't think I ever met a slut bigger than her

In other news, I have a pretty adorable girlfriend now.

I just need to sleep. I'm fucking exhausted

My favorite boys 💗

It's Sunday and it's raining. Does that mean I can spend the day singing "Sunday Morning" by Maroon 5?

Come love me @NotAurorcFig

I had drank coca cola twice in less than a week. This is surreal to me. 😂 I barely drink sodas

Resting bitch face

Father and son.

Watching this kid driving it's fucking amusing. Still, doesn't beat the time a fat man was driving a tiny motorbike 😂😂😂

UMBRELLA ACADEMY IS OUT. GUESS WHAT I'LL BE DOING THE NEXT 24 HOURS

I barely, almost never tweet but Rora always is the first and only one to know when I'm around.

ME EVERY FUCKING TIME.