I am home. Feel a little bit like a former pin cushion. Everything aches. The bruises have taken over....BUT... I am home.

When your arm sling gets caught on the banister railing and you don't notice until it's too late. x_x

I hope no one minds that I have been spamming my twitter with fictional erotica based on my friends. However, my feed was filled with the most disgusting misogynistic bullshit that I opted to drown it out with the thought of two dudes banging.

I just heard my youngest let out the most evil sounding 'heh heh' I have ever heard from a child as they walked by my room. ....Do I follow or leave it to the hands of fate?

No platinum hair for me, my hair is too thick, curly, and dark. Sad days. This means I have to dye it basically anything else.... what do you guys think? Remember, I have blue eyes and a gold tone to my skin.

Jfc I just narrowly avoided being in a five car pile up. That's it. I am not leaving the house again for the rest of 2024. Grass is going to have to learn to touch itself.

Haylee got a pair of BFF necklaces with a book from the scholastic fair at school. She gave the second necklace to her father. You may die of cuteness now.

To whoever needs to hear this... You're pretty cute.

My parent guilts me into talking with them. "Call me. Call me now. It would be really nice if you updated me on your injuries." So I call them, one minute in. "Well anyway, I have an appointment. Have to let you go, talk soon." The bait and reject routine lives on.

All these posts regarding people being mad Ironmouse took a huge lead as most subscribed streamer. They say it's because she's 'a cartoon.' But, pretty sure it's because this is still a male dominated space and having a woman come out on top is threatening to the stream bros.