Please, just call me dawg. Big dawg was my father

I'm starting a Think Tank. We're hiring for the following roles: – Chief Thinker – VP of Thinking – Senior Thought Architect – Principal Thought Leader (Podcasting) – Jr. Thought Associate (entry-level, must have 21+ years of thinking exp)

I propose we change the job title "prompt engineer" to "sloperator".

Ground beef, or as I like to call them, land disputes

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

ohh u r a leftist?? name evryone who has left u

*takes sip of drink on first date* so should we start with openai or iran

Mr. President, if you can hear me, my mother-in-law is days away from having a nuclear weapon

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak. I was 8. Good times…

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It’s crazy how much you can get done if you just lock in for 34 minutes

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

My Spotify ‘Liked Songs’ playlist is just a sedimentary rock formation of my mental health over the years

i’ll teach you how to do an australian accent. say this out loud exactly as it’s written have you bean to spice lightly

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.