made 3 pizzas for Chelsea last night but i 8-2

Oh God, Intensity League and Non tiring Newcastle United are drinking goals

Guess what's funny....English football's hope now rests on the shoulders of Tottenham...lol...with a 3-goal mountain to climb

Ghana's political class when they get into power

Raphinha drank some of Ferran Torres juice today didn't he

I don't care who wins in this Madrid derby...all I want is a very very chaotic game... probably with a bunch of yellows and reds especially for Athletico...and I think I deserve

The power of the institution called Real Madrid.

Headline so loaded it definitely ain't passing an axle load check

No wonder that bloke plays like a mad man...that's the only time he's awake 😂😂😂

Look the shameless institution shamelessly posting their girls enjoying the Camp Nou knowing very well they've never allowed and will never allow a women's classico to be played at the Bernabeu. They don't have the ball...and they know why

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I just saw a Madrid femeni player warming up before halftime.....what is she coming to do....some super sub or what...

Same foul had a goal accepted against us on Kounde....Gerard Martin is sent off for that....hahahahaha Ref was waiting for the first opportunity to do that ..... hahahahahaha

Inter Miami: Yay! We have a new stadium. Let's unwrap it with a win Austin FC strutting into town just to rain on their parade

Headline so loaded it definitely ain't passing an axle load check

Wait...I almost asked myself when did mbappe time travel to playing Laliga in 2010? and when did they play athletico Madrid?...and why is the camera so crisp?...I didn't know

Same push that happened on Olmo in the first half....😂😂😂.... it's funny at this point

Even the automated offside image shows Ferran inside....la Liga TV commentators laughed and said that looks onside