the shortest conversation happens by the toilet door "ehhhh" "ohhhh"

When we say Zimbabwe we mean Harare, the rest are just places surrounding.

Mwari ndakuda kutora muskana wemunhu, moramba makanyarara sezvamanga makaita pandaka torerwao wangu

if im your side and you decide to break up your main then I'm breaking up with you too.... andidi pressure

the most hurting relationship exit punchline; you are such a nice person and you deserve btr not me tsvaga hako mumwe ari nani

harare relationships don't allow you to leave your phone on tge charger inozozara munhu ato mover on kudhara

my girlfriend is new on twitter please don't follow her back

ndikaku mhoresa ne Shona iwe ndipindurewo ne Shona ndikuziya zvandinenge ndichiita

ndimi mofarira kudedza vana vevanhu kuma sleepover. ko ukamuka akafa?

arikutoudza new partner yake kty akutya kukuramba nekuti unozozvi sungurira

Ka song kaya kekuti " theae whores aint loyal" kachiri kunakidza ere or kaba personal

Girls this era dont care chero ukavati uri nherera vanokuchemedza chete

This is what I've learnt over the years about women Face + b00bs = flat @$$ Face + @$$ = small b00bs @$$ + b00bs = no face Face + b00bs + @$$ = bad behaviour

On this day, last year😭

Me: Going to take a shower

Matanga MaZimbo 🙌🙌🙌😂

On behalf of all men, DON'T send us nxdes. We don't want them! Asibafuni! Atimadi!🚮

The Life of Muvhimi 🎶 An women can just wash downtown w cold water and zvotoita but dora harina return ticket..litu kid won

If a man tells you he doesn't want a child and you go on get pregnant that's on you If a man tells you he wants a child but he hasn't married you and you go on to get pregnant that's on you Common sense should tell you, don't carry before you marry Learn OR perish!!!