You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬

I’m the best rock-paper-scissors player I know

Some of these professors need to get a real job

CONGRATULATE HIM ON HIS BIG CATCH #Furry #FurryArt #fishing #art #digitalart

Gone Fishin’ #furry #furryartwork

She Bodega on my Bacon, Egg, and cheese till I Schmear

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Today I will be chain-smoking cigarettes and day drinking in a public park

I wasn’t going to drink tonight but I need to pour one out for Jimmy Carter 🕊️

#fuckinguhoh

I will maintain that the only good American breakfast is Eggs Bacon and toast. Fuck all this muffin and pancake shit dude

If Ohio state wins I’m blowing my brains out the back of my head

She Cuban on my missile till I cry, sis

Punxsutawney Phil is my favorite clairvoyant being. He will bring about the destruction of Big Weather. It has been foretold.

What would a Dorito taste like with no dust

She cream me till I tomat-o

I call her Muad’dib by the way she rides my Shai-Hulud

Radioactive shrimp from Walmart? How Convenient.

Silhouette challenge for Karmas Kairo on tha gram

Kitty fishin’