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@that_damn_duck

Sarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. flickr.com/photos/1328599…

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I rarely give up the day gracefully. As night moves in, I always start thinking, just one more... glass of wine lovely poem chapter in a book and so many other one mores.

Ska Cat (@bustertheskacat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

nothing is the same anymore; go away and see for yourself. take a walk, fly if you must; chart a boat until land disappears and then reappears. everything’s been altered forever by time until you’re caught in a monstrous deluge; and rain suddenly becomes hilarious

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When my baby is upset I put a pacifier in his mouth and that does the trick. Oh how I wish I could do the same to my coworkers.

☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ (@that_damn_duck) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Have you tried keeping your feelings bottled up inside of you until you're emotionally crippled like a normal person?” - me as a therapist

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My favorite part of the original Poltergeist movie is when the teen daughter freaks out and screams in the driveway, and the little brother is like, " Dad, just drive away and forget her. We don’t need her emotional baggage.”

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Me yelling at a squirrel to get out of the road so it doesn't get hit by a car, is probably the same feeling my guardian angel has watching me live my life.