I don't care if it's a Hell Hound or not, I'm still going to pet it.

I’m not broken. I’m abstract art.

I just helped a woman with her grocery bill because she was a few dollars short & her daughter said “He’s a nice man Mommy”

I won today.

I took a sip of Coca-Cola Spiced, and now I know what it feels like to be Kid Rock.

A Touch of Orange (photo by me)

Rabbits go out of their way to hide their eggs from predators and we steal them just for fun

hope you like rubenesque cuz that’s what you’re getting

taxidermy me when i die, you cowards.

All I’m saying is if I was murdered there’d be a lot of suspects

It would be funnier to give people awards for wearing ugly sweaters in March

I write because I hurt and it needs a place to live.

Real men worship and cherish women.

If you didn’t have a Good Friday that’s okay cause neither did Jesus it sounds

Do you portray a character when you are on this app?

I absolutely refuse to answer any surveys from social media about content or if any notifications were helpful. So yeah, I’m still punk.

surviving teaches us the meaning of being truly alive

How is everyone the black sheep of their family?

the physics of her heart unifies all the theories of my love

My son just told me he’s not really into hotdogs anymore.

Unrelated: I have one very cute half-Asian kid for sale.

An erotic calendar, but it’s just a series of 12 dads drinking a beer alone while waiting for their takeout order to bring back to their family.