"I'm sorry I didn't get any work done this afternoon, boss, but I discovered that the twins from the Interrupters used to be in Sugar Ray and as you can imagine, I've been spiraling down a rabbit hole ever since"

Wake up babe, new spring pin set-up dropped

The Megan 2.0 trailer came on before Thunderbolts and I heard a child audibly gasp at the "hold onto your vaginas" line

You know I had to do it to em

If Cloverfield was made today they would just be livestreaming the entire monster attack on Twitch.

Will forever die on the hill that Bad Catholics and Strangers Forever are top tier Menzingers songs

Joke's on them, i never STOPPED calling it HBO Max

Bruce Gugulo American Juggalo

Wake up babe, new 4.5 hour Wolfe Glick Perish Trap video just dropped

In honor of today's Wolfey Perish Trap video, a depiction of Jigglypuff using Perish Song i drew in middle school in like 1999 (this had to be before G&S officially released in America, because I called it Song of Destruction, which i remember being an early translation)

Shout out to the man walking out of the Aldi's with nothing but 8 one gallon cartons of milk in his cart

Hit my 35th Wonder Years show last night

Shout out to the person recording the show on a flip phone

I am full of bisque

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO

Honestly, I think my favorite ComicCon moment is when I got to ask Steve Blum a question about Digimon Tamers and he did the Guilmon voice for me

When you become a dad, are you automatically issued the faded retro Mickey Mouse shirt, or are you just legally required to pick one up at that point?

There's nothing more intimate than screaming the spoken word part of the second verse of HEART ATTACK MAN's "Freak of Nature" into some dude's face in a mosh pit

2025 is...halfway over?? What? Anyway, here's my favorite releases so far