Going to do a 'In spite of' section in my game credits.
Damn right I'm that petty

everyone in this cafe: look at him running his own business from his laptop, must be a real high achiever

me:

spent maybe too much time today trying to make the word FUCK hover in the air in my office. im 39 and i have a whole job and stuff i promise

In case you think calling Marjorie Taylor Greene a Russian asset is hyperbole, there's a LOT of precedent for this stuff. Here's an old New York Times article describing how the Nazis bought politicians through the 30s to keep America out of the war nytimes.com/1997/07/23/us/…

just googled gary oldman but missed out the r

I did a dramatic reading of a comment on Girl on the Net's excellent post about incels from a couple of years back. youtu.be/vqDrV4XQuQo

wait so you're telling me it's NOT called a tellingphone? EVEN THOUGH IT'S FOR TELLING PEOPLE THINGS?

Have any of you ever seen a fat borzoi and do you have a photo

wait so you're telling me it's NOT called a tellingphone? EVEN THOUGH IT'S FOR TELLING PEOPLE THINGS?

we are sorry to report that the Crazy Frog is a sex offender

Triceratops implies the existence of tricerabottoms

Triceratops implies the existence of tricerabottoms

Michael Crichton, literary giant

Professional subtweet: 'discover your better' is a FUCKING TERRIBLE sex toy brand tagline, wow who signed that off

it was JUDAS!

Stu ~Logical, Phallusy~ Nugent Something something content in your inbox

sorry i asked you to sign up for my newsletter while we were having sex

flight attendant: is there a brand marketing specialist on board!?

me: im a brand marketing specialist

flight attendant: hahaha you suck

looking for investors for my mom & pop dildo store

I really love this live composite photography style. That's not a physical background, it's all light. (It's actually my rear bike light.)