@JcmesScott hmm {frantically rolls around.} I'm trying not to.

YOU CAN'T KILL DAN SCOTT!

(I'm not sure if I'm staying Dan though.)

"hmm: I can't stop laughing! pic.x.com/sBMV7x26l9" Don't make fun of me, it was a serious suggestion. 🌚

I didn't even get that reply.

Hmmm.

@BrookieMcnster Well, if it isn't the one girl my son should've kept for more than a night.

@BrookieMcnster That's true, you did sleep with both. I forgot about Lucas, qnd this time it wasn't even on purpose.

@BrookieMcnster I'll take that as a compliment.

@BrookieMcnster Nathan Scottt Phillips Dammit, Nate. You scared her away.

Tweaking layout.

At least we try. We're prideful, and we're lustful, and we're incredibly flawed. And eventually, our flaws catch up to us.

Where's my wife, james? She better not be plotting to put laxatives in my coffee again.

Careful, Nate. You're going to end up like your old man if you keep it up. x.com/TediousValor/s…

Signing off. If needed, contact hmm . She'll know where to find me.

I wasn't following that kid with the big mouth? Shocking.

Actually, I'll keep it open.