Kroupi Jr on the bench for Bournemouth. Utterly lethal striker in France last season and very young. One to keep an eye on

You can’t play Gakpo at LW because I traded him. You have to start Rio.

By the way, Abdul Fatawu is fully healthy and flying again. Get him in and sell Chiesa and we’d be absolutely flying until the summer. We get our right-sided lightning in a bottle to compliment Rio, Chiesa gets a club that will use him, and we don’t look as horrific in attack.

This is the best tik tok ever made and it’s not even close

I feel like a victorian man seeing a woman’s ankle

I will always love this fella. Surprised he didn’t go further. Had a lot of the tools when he was young.

Marx and Hugo balling out in honour of their comrade Maduro ✊

Having trouble deciding if this Como team is actually this good because of Fabregas or because of Nico Paz.

Luis Enrique is absolutely dead on for City, but what a perfect manager for us. We are crafting our rebuild based on his style of football.

FROM CARACAS. Not New York. Not Spain. Not Miami. Not Argentina. Not Chile. CARACAS.

They’ve announced the new Stranger Things spinoff an it’s m British. Bit Odd Innit is coming in 2028

Arresting collaborators who aided a foreign government invading your country, kidnapping your leader, and stealing your oil being portrayed as "repression" is an insane narrative.

This is why I have so much love for the French. Their government knows if they fuck around there will be riots by lunch. Americans need to shape up.

Tel 👀

Me 🤝 Sturridge

THATS MY KEEEEEEEEEEEV

I'm surprised that Carragher didn't burst through a wall mid-interview and spit in Dom's eye for even implying what he's implying.